Chapter 71: Buy buy buy buy!
Translated by me, edited by drpetro.
Chang Yu’s rig was made up of parts that were all top of the line. Not only was the video in HD, there was also no need for buffering. He picked up a pair of scissors, and did a cutting motion in front of the camera.
“Hahaha ~ Time to see what’s really brewing under here.” Chang Yu happily said as he went to cut open the package.
That was a very time wasting step, but all the authors were still happily enjoying the show, as Chang Yu was going to make a fool of himself soon.
When Chang Yu finally removed all the packaging, close to 5 minutes had passed and he was already huffing and puffing.
Then……
Every author had their eyes popped out, because what appeared in front of the camera was a square shaped, extremely big box like kind of thing.
………………
All the authors almost all fell to the floor laughing, how was this a freaking chair, it was more like a super big box!
Arrogant impermanence: “50,000 for a box, wurf!”
Number one white under the heavens: “Hahaha ~ I need to tell this to all my readers.”
Tortoises aren’t Turtles: “Hurry up and return it, even if it’s turned sideways, it still doesn’t even come close to a chair.”
Chang Yu totally didn’t pay them any attention, as he was still bewildered.
Because as to the product in front of him, Chang Yu was clearer than anyone else, about every part of it.
That wasn’t a box!
Of course it also didn’t look like a chair, it still seemed to have its futuristic looks, but he still didn’t know what it was.
Carefully finding the power cable, Chang Yu connected the power, with a glass half full kind of attitude, and pressed the start button on that 5’ touch display.
Kaka ~ Kaka ~
A burst of mechanical sounds burst through, and transferred through the internet into every author’s ears.
Under every author’s shocked looks, what they believed to be a box, slowly stood up, and just like a transformers, the leather covered joints, very futuristically and very shockingly, began to slowly move.
When the pictures were transmitted over the internet in front of the authors, even if they were very imaginative, they still weren’t able to guess such a transformer like appearance.
The silvery white metal base, mixed together not just the silvery whites, but also the greyish metal color of the fully mechanical arm.
It was completely covered in leather, but just the unpacking sequence of the chair alone, had everyone understand what kind of complex monster was hidden underneath.
When the complex machine finished unpacking itself, a simple and crude, yet fully mechanical chair, that was just like the one from the picture, appeared in front of everyone.
Everyone was shocked beyond belief. This single chair had shattered everything they knew about ergonomic chairs.
Flower blade crown prince: “Holy shit ~ why does it feel like it’s a transformer.”
Head wind: “No wonder it’s called the Mechanical Engineered Chair……”
I’m the store owner: “Why is reality stranger than fiction, I swore that it was a box……”
The hepburn downstairs: “Hurry up and take a seat, I saw from the store intro that this chair has tens of thousands of functionalities.”
Full metal ammunition: “Yes yes yes, hurry up and try it.”
Chang Yu circled around the chair for a closer inspection, confirmed that it wouldn’t move anymore, and slowly took a step forward and saw down on it.
Um……
How to put it……
Chang Yu tried to describe to everyone how he felt: “Very comfortable to sit in, the back is definitely tall enough, at least taller than my previous one. It does provide good support for my head and neck tho.”
Chang Yu put both of his hands onto the armrests and tested how secure they were.
“These armrests were also well designed, my old chair’s armrests tend to sway all the time, it’s just that this chair’s armrest is a bit high.” Having finished speaking, Chang Yu tried using his hands tried to adjust it, but found that it was much stronger than he thought, and he was unable to budge it at all.
“The waist part isn’t well adjusted, the bend is too small as it can’t fully support the waist.”
“But the introduction said I can adjust this as I like.” Chang Yu tried looking for adjustments with the LCD controllers.
The number of authors viewing kept on increasing, but no one said anything at the time: they were all patiently waiting for Chang Yu to fully introduce the chair.
Opening up the LCD controls, 4 option popped up.
[Preset modes], [Choose functionality], [Personal adjustments], [VR mode].
Chang Yu randomly selected the personal adjustments, and as a result, the screen suddenly changed to be like a calculator, all numbers and symbols, the only things he could understand were only the several chinese characters mixed in.
“This is an industrial control monitor, most computer guided lathes have these. I see the controls are in number control mode, Chang Yu, point it towards the camera, and give me some time to examine how it works.”
“Computer guided lathing software?” Many authors had their interests peaked. Could these chairs, just like those computer guided lathes, be programmed?
What strong industrial ties.
Chang Yu also had his interests peaked and faced the controller towards the camera.
“Wow this is simple. Chang Yu you see those red 12345s yet? I believe those represent the 5 axles in the chair, 1 and 5’s are probably the armrests, and 234 are the chair back.
Navel orange who obviously did research into the industrial sector continued to explain: “ABCDE probably represent the moveable joints in each axle. Go select 1A and try adjusting it.”
Chang Yu acknowledged, and pressed the up arrow next to 1A.