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Banished Divinity: Learning to be Human

Banished Divinity: Learning to be Human

By B.R.LEE

RatingNot ratedStatusOngoing

Synopsis

I used to be a divine weapon. Created to destroy demons. Feared by angels. Untouchable. Unquestionable. Uninterested in humanity.,Until I killed a few humans.,Apparently, that was “wrong.”,So the Celestial Tribunal stripped me off my power and banished me to the human world… to learn what it means to live.,Now I’m stuck in the body of a 22-year-old college student body.,So far, I have learned:,1) Humans cry over food,2) Doors are surprisingly loud,3) Mum’s slipper is more terrifying than divine judgment,I can’t use my powers. I can’t control this body. And somehow… I have feelings now.,This is unacceptable.,Worse—something is coming. Something even the Tribunal fears.,And for reasons I do not yet understand…

Chapter list

69 chapters
  1. Chap 56 : Summer Allergies, Dad’s Greatest Lie Yet
  2. Chap 55 : In Which I Discover Dad’s Secret Identity (Possibly a Wizard)
  3. Chap 54 : The Mystery of the Synchronized Eye Twitch (Log #80)
  4. Chap 53 : In Which a B Becomes a Family Heirloom & The Nobel Prize That Normal People Don’t Understand
  5. Chap 52 : The Celestial Throat-Clearing That Got Drowned Out by Scallions and Sister Privilege
  6. Chap 51 : I Received a C. Mum Declared It a Divine Miracle.
  7. Chap 50 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 9) : The Gate (THE END)
  8. Chap 50 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 8) : The family in Chaos and They are weird
  9. Chap 50 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 7) : It was not a normal lightning strike.
  10. Chap 50 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 6) : The day everything changed
  11. Chap 50 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 5) : The Boy Who Remembered
  12. Chap 50 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 4) : A New Life
  13. Chap 50 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 3) : The Girl Who Came From the Sky
  14. Chap 50 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 2) : The Rooftop Ritual
  15. Chap 50 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 1) : The Boy Who Learned Not to Cry
  16. Chap 49 : The Boy who knew her before she fell from the sky
  17. Chap 48 : Moo Moo Ate My Textbook and Violated Several Laws of Reality
  18. Chap 47 : The World’s Saddest Green Speed Bump Crashes Through My Window
  19. Chap 46 : I, a Celestial Being, Walked Away from My Feelings Like an Unreturned Library Book
  20. Chap 45 : Gate-Rammer Called Me Cute, and Now I Must Destroy Him. This Is Psychological Warfare!
  21. Chap 44 : I, a Celestial Being, Am NOT Waiting for Him. I Am Conducting a Risk Assessment.
  22. Chap 43 : A Celestial Being is not afraid of The Abalone Gambit
  23. Chap 42 : A Celestial ways of learning
  24. Chap 41 : Celestial Being Came to Help and Accidentally Developed Feelings
  25. Chap 40 : I Am a Celestial Being and I Cannot Wipe a Table
  26. Chap 39.3 (P2) : The Audacity! A K-Pop Song Committed a Crime Against Celestial Dignity (End)
  27. Chap 39.2 (P1) : I, the Celestial Being Survived the Abyss but Lost to a K-Pop Song
  28. Chap 39.1 : (Author Note) Thank you to everyone
  29. Chap 39.0 : True Heart
  30. Chap 38 : I Haven’t Slept, There’s a Ghost in My Kitchen, and She Won’t Stop Talking
  31. Chap 37 : Economics Is Hard, Death Is Harder, Love Is Worst
  32. Chap 36 : Congratulations, You’re Dead… But Let’s Talk About Boys Anyway
  33. Chap 35 : Apparently, I Am Being Haunted… By Myself
  34. Chap 34 : A Small Green Creature Electrified My Room and Summoned Myself
  35. Chap 33 : How to Be Human (Step 1: Get Beaten Up, Step 2: Hug a Crying Furball)
  36. Chap 32 : A Terminal Child, a Miraculous Reunion, & Discover That Smiling Doesn’t Actually Hurt
  37. Chap 31 : The Unauthorized appearance of a Small Green Emotional Support Demon
  38. Chap 30 : In Which Celestial Being Discovers That Asking for Help Does Not seem so bad
  39. Chap 29 : The Four-Minute-and-Thirty-Seven-Second Emotional Ambush
  40. Chap 28 : In Which Soup Heals All Wounds (Especially When Dad Makes It)
  41. Chap 27 : Celestial getting kicked While being Down (Literally)
  42. Chap 26 : Celestial Being at a Cafeteria Confrontation (Which of course im not scared)
  43. Chap 25 : Celestial Being Discovers That Supply Curves Do Not, In Fact, Supply Happiness
  44. Chap 24 : Celestial Being Has Inappropriate Thoughts About Two Separate Mortal Males, and Questions
  45. Chap 23 : The Collapse of a Celestial Being falling into a Handsome Stranger’s Arm
  46. Chap 22 : Celestial Being Discovers That Economics Is the Real Dark Magic
  47. Chap 21 : The Boy Sat Beside Me and I Considered Offering Him to Grillides
  48. Chap 20 : I Suspect There Is Only One Human and He Keeps Changing Jobs
  49. Chap 19 : I Was Betrayed Before the Battle Even Began
  50. Chap 18 : Who is that Peasant?
  51. Chap 17 : I Was Called a Piglet…
  52. Author’s Note ( Thank you)
  53. Chap 16 : The Gate I Refused to Cross
  54. Chap 15 : The Messages That Would Not Stop Screaming.
  55. Chap 14 : The Glowing Demon Rectangle of Questionable Intent
  56. Chap 13 : Hello Sir, Why Does Your eyes has so much water Like Moo Moo?
  57. Chap 12 : This Family is definitely unstable
  58. Chap 11 : The Wall of Human Evidence
  59. Chap 10 : The Celestial Hermit Crab Emerges
  60. Chap 9 : Little Moo Moo and the Extremely Unfair Universe
  61. Chap 8 : Breaking News! Celestial Being Defeated by Lunch
  62. Chap 7 : Why Does Sustenance Require So Many Decisions?
  63. Chap 6 : Apparently, I, TEE Celestial Being, Have Brain Damage … RUDE!!
  64. Chap 5 : The Raven Situation Is Deeply Concerning
  65. Chap 4 : This Realm Smells Like Disinfectant and Poor Decisions
  66. Chap 3 : I Attempted to Eat Plastic and Nearly Got Executed
  67. Chap 2 : I Refused to Enter the Metal Death Coffin
  68. Chap 1 : I Woke Up Mortal… and Someone Hit Me with a Slipper
  69. Prologue : I Was a Divine Weapon…